jobless(vetti) to employed-- the transition

ok wat exactly does one do on a blog. blog bout his life to ppl who r least interested and who visit d site jus to know of d trials and miseries of der dear friend.(k kiddin frenz!! thanx fer comin here).

now fer some serious stuff. d whole idea of placements in a clg such as mine is being misinterpreted. ppl think its diff to get placed in a gud company(now how do ya gauge dat?).
my one interview experience is a antithesis(gre influence don't mind).

encouraged by vichu'z interview experience here goes mine.

we had no written test at maruti(thank god). d irony bein dat i'vent cleared one as yet. d gd was a pointless meandering cacaphony(aha defines it perfectly). infact i din't know wat to say in d whole crap talk and den suddenly a voice shot up. dat was me. probably my inner subconscious mind was bent upon securing a job and jumped to d occassion. my talk was a barrage of points so shamelessly lifted from others and refined to be presented in a brand new fashion in d disguise of quality points of my own. all of a sudden i was so animated dat i put up some gud for nothing, least relevant facts bout my wud be company to d panel and d guy was impressed. probably he thot i had done my homework(watever made dem assume dat). in fact i had stolen dat from a guy who had done his project at d same place. poor fella.
gd ends..........
wait fer d results.
i was plannin to go to d snacketeria wen all of a sudden my name ringed in d placement department. i was to go in first for interview..(my stomach was growlin). all dis time i was unaware of d simple fact dat i din't even have my cv . only my certificates so obsolete dat one mentioned me as having won a singing competition wen i was at d matured age of 10(does add up to my credentials. doesn't it?..). to top it all i din't even have a tie(to look d real executive for a job on a shop floor. all greased up huh??). a very considerate placement representative came to my rescue by givin me his tie which was at d least a match to my shirt. i was settin some new rules by wearin a dark shirt and a light pant(a strict no no in d interview sector. my plans of a job go down d gutter..)
all done i was waitin fer dem to call me....

k will continue in d next blogg. jus to make sure u come bak- d interview experience is all the more comic if not impressive.